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Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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