i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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