Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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