Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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