He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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