this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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