community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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