I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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