He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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