Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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