Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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