I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
His nipple licking is glorious
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