I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
pop tarts are not kleenex
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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