hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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