can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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