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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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