life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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