we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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