i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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