she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just had sex on a roof
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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