remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Randomize