Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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