some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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