She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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