Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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