ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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