there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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