it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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