yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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