Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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