i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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