i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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