Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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