why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
