we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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