Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
