She's JV to your varsity
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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