i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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