The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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