vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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