Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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