she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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