fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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