I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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