that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Bring me that man meat
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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