i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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