I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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