Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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