the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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