He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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