Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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