This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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