I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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