Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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